This bears repeating: The United States of America is drowning in toxic masculinity.
Yet most “tough guys” you’ll ever meet have tiny, fragile male egos. If you ask them to look within, or question their long-held “macho” beliefs, or reconcile their hateful actions and words, you’ll be met with only anger, rage, and violence.
Men stuck in this mindset would rather beat you to death with their (tough guy) fists or shoot you with one of their (tough guy) guns rather than do the MUCH harder work of keeping their dark thoughts, urges, and deeds in check.
Why are they…
Why should Corona-brand beers get to hog all the dang spotlight right now with the coronavirus, when there are so many other great drink-themed viruses floating around the world?
Please be on the lookout for any of the below delicious drink-themed viruses to suddenly infect your fragile body in the coming months.
Blankets were invented in the 14th century by Thomas Blanket, who noticed that everyone kept freezing to death in their sleep. So he designed a product to make money off that widespread tragedy, and the rest, as they say in discussions about blankets and history, was history.
Centuries later, psychologists have discovered that blankets aren’t just the best household items to keep your skeleton warm, they’re also the most accurate indicators of your personality type. See below to learn what kind of personality you have, based solely on what type of blanket you use.
A couple of doctor visits and tests later, he got diagnosed with esophageal cancer. He was only 65 years old, and he was brilliant, active, and healthy.
At first, it seemed mild and treatable. We thought he’d have years left to spend with us, but that turned out to be only a handful of months, due to some sudden complications with his first round of chemotherapy.
It’s taken me a bit to figure out what to say about all of this. Somehow, I just haven’t been able to find the words.
And to me, that’s all writing is — hunting…
Lately I’ve had a lot of strangers come up to me on the street and ask how they can best offer peanut butter cookies to other strangers that they see/meet on the street. I quite famously know a lot about this subject, but I’m tired of having to repeat myself over and over to those annoying people, so now maybe they’ll just Google it instead, find this article, and then leave me the hell alone for once.
Please notice that I’ve also included some great pictures of peanut butter cookies so you’ll know what kind of cookies (peanut butter) I’m…